Well, that's my sappy, romantic idea. What does that mean? This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts You're in a real mess. Jesus, Dad, you ever think of knocking? I'm gonna take it over to the Byrneses', and tomorrow Robert and Debra will meet beneath it to become man and wife.
Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Greg Focker: That's amazing, so much love, and also so much information. Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Meet the Parents movie on View Quote. Jack: Just gotta do one more thing.
Dina: What's that? Jack: Meet his parents.
Dina: Jack-- Jack: Honey, relax. I'm sure they're wonderful.
Must have taken forever to build.
You're sick, you know that? Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. I wish there was something I could do. Gosh, things have been going so great lately.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call I'd say rounding second base.
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|Okay, G-Man, we've got swordfish and we've got salmon, what'll it be?
Put your hands over there. Is your name Gaylord Focker? Like you worked out together? What does that mean? Yeah, okay, well, so was this. Larry, I missed one shot.
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So it's kind of an everybody wins.
Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. No, no, it was nothing, nothing. It was a stupid sexual thing. Oh, geez, I just realized something. But then how do you really know for certain
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|Who, Daddy and me?
Well, that's my sappy, romantic idea. I can't believe you didn't tell me you were that close. Not in my own den. Would you be honest and faithful to her?
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So, you hire a baby-sitter, someone you think you can trust. If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter?
We have also.
That was just his cover. They make a tiny birdbath.
Just gotta do one more thing. Like you worked out together? Denny, take the deep shots. Yeah, well, I get paid, but also it feels, you know, good too. He's a human lie detector.
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|No, no, it was nothing, nothing. Don't be afraid of the ball. I'd have to be pretty high, but yeah. I'm gonna go throw up now.
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What are you two doing in here?